Under Cover Coffee

I'm Jake, a 19 year old student and rower at the University of Washington... and I live off coffee. Every weekday I go to any of the many Starbucks in Seattle and order coffee. When they ask my name, I tell them something completely ridiculous, all the while holding a straight face. If I can get them to write it on the cup, it is officially a successful day!
Day 5- Decided to go with an epic name today. Leonidas is, of course, the super jacked leader of the Spartan army in the gorefest of a film known as 300. In line, I really had to prepare myself to say it with a straight face, especially since the lady working the register was a stern looking middle aged woman. When I ordered, however, she was really nice and asked how it was spelled and what the origin was. I told her my parents were from Sparta.  “THIS. IS. STARBUCKS!!!!” -Leonidas

Day 5- Decided to go with an epic name today. Leonidas is, of course, the super jacked leader of the Spartan army in the gorefest of a film known as 300. In line, I really had to prepare myself to say it with a straight face, especially since the lady working the register was a stern looking middle aged woman. When I ordered, however, she was really nice and asked how it was spelled and what the origin was. I told her my parents were from Sparta. 

“THIS. IS. STARBUCKS!!!!” -Leonidas