Under Cover Coffee

I'm Jake, a 19 year old student and rower at the University of Washington... and I live off coffee. Every weekday I go to any of the many Starbucks in Seattle and order coffee. When they ask my name, I tell them something completely ridiculous, all the while holding a straight face. If I can get them to write it on the cup, it is officially a successful day!
Day 6- Walked into Starbucks this morning wearing badass black reflective sunglasses. The barrista seemed a little weirded out, and when I told her my name was “Morpheus” she didn’t ask questions, just wrote it on the cup! Hahaha! “This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the Decaf - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and struggle through the day without any caffeine. You take the Double Shot in the Dark - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the caffeine fueled rabbit-hole goes.” -Morpheus, The Matrix

Day 6- Walked into Starbucks this morning wearing badass black reflective sunglasses. The barrista seemed a little weirded out, and when I told her my name was “Morpheus” she didn’t ask questions, just wrote it on the cup! Hahaha!


“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the Decaf - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and struggle through the day without any caffeine. You take the Double Shot in the Dark - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the caffeine fueled rabbit-hole goes.” -Morpheus, The Matrix

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